Share Share: May 6, 2016 Royal cheerleaders: The British royal family at the London Olympics Prince William: "Go faster! Faster! Last place finisher gets thrown in the Tower!" Nobody appeared to have more fun at the London Olympics than the British royal family. But as they cheered for Team GB, what were they really thinking? Queen Elizabeth at the Opening Ceremony: “So nice of you to come here from all over the world to personally ask to be readmitted to the United Kingdom… wait, what’s an Olympics?” Queen Elizabeth: “Wheeeeeeeee!” Kate Middleton: “Give me the binoculars, please, I think one of those race walkers is running.” Prince William: “Where? You know I abhor a cheater.” Prince William: “Go faster! Faster! Last place finisher gets thrown in the Tower!” Prince Harry: “I could definitely vault as high as McKayla Maroney if I wanted to.” Camilla, Dutchess of Cornwall: “Chuckie darling, why don’t you wear more spandex? You’d look smashing in these cycling outfits!” Kate Middleton: “I wonder if I can recruit a few dozen of those strapping swimmers to be my personal bodyguards.” Prince William: “I should knight the inventor of baseball caps. I look so much more handsome when my bald spot is hidden away.” Kate Middleton: “Ok, so this ID badge doesn’t really match my outfit, do you think I could…” Prince William: “NO. For the millionth time, Kate, you aren’t allowed to take it off.” Prince William: “Raise your hand if you think Ryan Lochte could beat Harry in a swimming race!” Prince Harry: “Aw man, you guys always underestimate me.” Princess Anne: “Yes, this is very amusing. I am having a ball.” Prince William: “The Queen allows us one PDA per decade and the Team GB cyclists just won gold in the team sprint. I’m going for it!” Kate Middleton: “When do I receive my medals for most Olympically perfect hair, hmm?” Kate Middleton: “Maybe I can trade my ring for one of the bronze medals the British male gymnasts won in the team competition…” Kate Middleton: “So tell me, why aren’t men allowed to compete in synchronized swimming?” Zara Phillips, granddaughter of Queen Elizabeth: “Don’t fall off in front of Grammy, oh please Olympic gods, don’t let me fall off in front of Grammy!” Zara Phillips: “I stayed on and won a silver medal! Time to use up my one PDA of the decade.” Prince William: “I’m going to be king of all these people one day!” Prince Harry: “Way to rub it in.” Prince William: “Which Queen song should we sing, We Will Rock You?” Kate Middleton: “We are the Champions? Don’t Stop Me Now?” Prince Harry: “How about I Want to Break Free.” Prince Harry at the Closing Ceremony: “It’s over!? But we had so much fun!” Kate Middleton: “Maybe someone will accidentally leave their Olympic medal under the seat and I can steal it when no one’s looking…” Prince Philip (far left): “I am looking directly into your soul.” Nobody appeared to have more fun at the London Olympics than the British royal family. But as they cheered for Team GB, what were they really thinking?