Lunchtime Video: Boy wants to be 80 and get married

This little boy wishes he was 80 years old. Why? He wants to get married.

In a clip uploaded to YouTube, Dean’s father asks him what the weeping is all about.

“I’ll never marry!” the boy tells him.

Apparently, Dean can’t imagine making it through the next “800 million billion weeks” or even just “a thousand million days” before he can get married.

“I wish I was 80,” Dean says. “‘Cause then I could get married!”

At the time of this writing, the video–which was uploaded on Monday–has close to 20,000 views.

Watch the full video above.