No tricks, no qualifications, no time-will-tell, this is what will happen.

Announcer says: “Ladies and gentlemen – the Republican candidates of the United Sates”

…and here's your moderator, Donald Trump:

"I am really honored," Trump says.

The Republican race has already looked like a game show…having a debate moderated by Donald Trump will turn it into a comedy…

Michele Bachmann says "President Obama will be a one term president!"

Trump says: "That’s tough."

Romney is right not to participate. If he did, here’s what would happen.

Mitt Romney says: "I think people understand I am a man of steadiness and constancy."

Trump says: "You're fired!"

Surprise, surprise! The biggest winner of the Trump debate will be Donald Trump.

But Barack Obama will be a big winner, too. Because Trump will make the Democrats look serious.

The biggest loser will be the Republican Party, which will lose respect and dignity. Jon Huntsman is one GOP candidate who won't be playing Trump's game:

"You know I'm not going to kiss his ring, and I'm not going to kiss any other part of his anatomy," Huntsman said.

And count Ron Paul out, too:

"I didn't think it was worthwhile to go and I didn't think it was a real debate:

Which really ticks off The Donald:

"I think that they are joke candidates and they are doing very poorly," Trump said.

Would I watch the Trump debate?


I like to laugh.

But the joke will be on the Republicans.

And it will be a very bad joke.

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