Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul spent some time on Twitter celebrating a popular holiday.
Festivus, made famous by the TV show "Seinfeld," is described as a non-secular holiday where, among other rituals, there is an "airing of the grievances." The Republican senator from Kentucky took to his Twitter account to air his grievances in the spirit of the holiday.
You can see some of his tongue-in-cheek grievances below:
Good morning and HAPPY #Festivus! I will be airing my grievances soon.
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I have a lot of problems with Washington. With the government in general and Congress in particular. Those will come soon #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
But first, my fellow Presidential candidates get the #Festivus treatment!
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
Where to start but @realDonaldTrump. If u bring the Yiddish, know what it means. Guess that’s more of a kvetch than a grievance #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
After the debates, @realDonaldTrump always trying to give us parting gifts of his made in China ties. Weird. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
My friend @tedcruz has still not pledged to issue exec order declaring Canadian "bacon" is not real bacon. Makes me suspicious. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I have no grievances against my fellow doc @RealBenCarson because I have not heard a word he has said in any debate. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I think I speak for all in NJ when I say @GovChristie I don’t care how much $ u spend at Met Life, Cowboys fans should stay out. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
to my absentee friend @marcorubio, I didn’t put your $170k+ salary in my waste report today. But I could have #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I hereby retract grievance I was going to air about @GrahamBlog today. Respect for the recently departed #EarlyFestivusPresent #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
to my comrade @SenSanders: Unless you’re Santa Claus, Socialism runs out of other people’s money #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
.@CarlyFiorina has ZERO trouble making it back from commercial breaks @HillaryClinton. Just saying. #Festivus #waronwomensrooms
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
.@JebBush is always trying to change the debate rules to allow extra time for awkward pauses in answers. Not gonna happen. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I have to take a moment to apologize to parents and children for something. #Festivus #AiringofGrievances
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
Apparently when I fought to stop the NSA spying on every American, I accidentally banned Elf on the Shelf. Sorry about that kids. #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
Speaking of the NSA, I have too many grievances to list here. But that’s ok, they’ve heard them all already anyway #SpyingOnUsAll #Festivus
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
Can’t forget @barackobama today. He gets 2 play WAY more golf than me & he doesn’t have 2 go through TSA lines #Festivus #AiringofGrievances
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I am! Thank you, @SeinfeldTV https://t.co/Azq9SXbhuK
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015